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History of the World from student bloopers; part 2




For The Madera Tribune

Spring Valley School.

 

(Collected from actual student papers).


One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. During the War, the Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.


Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared, “A horse divided against itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.


George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Then, the Constitution the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution, the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

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