Guess what, we have crows.
Just like dogs and Christmas trees, when town people are done with them, we get ‘em out here in the country.
Downtown Association is scattering the crows with Falcons. This only makes the crows go someplace else.
Ms. Nobblett sold shotguns. This is the real solution. So, scatter them with Falcons, we’ll send (most) of them back into town after a few shotgun rounds.
Town people are funny. If they can’t see it, they think the problem is fixed. Kinda like sewage. Flush it, and it’s gone ... or is it?
— Bill Hoffrage,