The Howard 4-H Club will host its annual Super Bowl Sunday Pancake Breakfast at Van Allen Hall from 8 to 11:30 a.m.
Mostly excerpts of columnists published in The Madera Tribune.
Apply for billions of local scholarships: Check!
Get pumped for Friday’s military rally: Check!
Start mowing lawns to earn money for formal: Check!
I smell bad. No, I retract that statement; I smell foul. A distinct odor radiates from my clothes — a mixture of Play-Doh, feet, paint, and institutional cleaner.
Maybe there’s something in the air or in the water. Who knows why creeps who molest children in schools are suddenly being caught?
An hour after the polls closed on Tuesday in the western Florida panhandle (which runs on Central Standard Time), the votes were all counted.
This column writing stuff is risky business at times! Right now, for example, I am taking the chance of losing some readers’ interest and perhaps inspiring some exclamations of disgust.
Yes, gentle reader, I’m talking about you. Okay, and me. I was looking into chips for parties before, during and after this Sunday’s Super Bowl.