Did you hear about the student whose mother had bought him a really cheap dictionary app for his smartphone? He couldn’t find the words to thank her.
It gets worse. While defending her purchase, she declared that a good education was a man’s best friend. The family dog bit her.
As for myself, the other night I was in the mood for heavy reading, so I read the telephone book. But I couldn’t make sense of the plot. There were too many characters.
So I picked up “Butler’s Lives of the Saints” and skimmed some life stories. Disappointingly, all the biographies were the same: the main character always died...