That other email

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webmaster | 04/05/13
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Those of you that have email I would hope get as much SPAM as yours truly. I have been lapse in deleting the junk and in a moment of frivolity decided to peruse the list before pushing that certain button sending SPAM into space.

The first to catch the eye was one that gave me a chance to “become an in-demand medical biller.” All I know is that after my gal’s surgery and following complications there were a lot of medical bills demanding payment.

Another asked, “married but lonely?” Well, since my gal has gone back to work all I have is my computer and my readers. Oh yes, the tail hitting my leg at this instant tells me Racer, the dog, is also company and this man’s best friend.

Another said I can “meet singles near you.” That’s fine, but I’m not single. Racer is single. Maybe he would like a nice (oops, shouldn’t use that word) shall we say a female dog friend...

 

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