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Users of the online messaging system Twitter provided plenty of seasonal humor a week ago… or at least the jokes died trying.

Tom Jamieson tweeted, “Typo in the cast list meant I rather spoilt our local church’s performance of The Passion (of Jesus) with my swashbuckling turn as Pontius Pirate.”

Keir Shiels punned, “At least you were in the right place. I turned up in the gym for Pontius Pilates.”

Pete Sinclair noted the popularity of the “R.I.P. Jesus Christ” tweet on Good Friday and remarked, “You’re all going to look pretty silly in three days time…”

 

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