Lines, tunnels and boats

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webmaster | 02/27/13
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Risking the loss of a reader. Half-awake last Sunday morning I stumbled into the Save Mart on Howard Road with seemingly only the shopping cart I was pushing for my gal keeping my face from becoming friends with the floor on a first name basis.

At the checkout line (a short line) I inadvertently stepped (okay, crowded) in front of a lady. She caught my attention with the words, “I guess I will have to quit reading your columns and wonderful desert stories.”

I offered to step back, but she declined. I then offered to help her remove her items from the basket, but again she opted for store assistance (better looking). However, when everything was concluded the witty, smiling and affable Barbara Cudd said she would continue being a fan of this fishwrap. What a gal!

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From first to worst. I thought I was through with football news, but it saddens this fan to hear the all but true rumors that 49er quarterback Alex Smith will be traded from the NFC champions to the last place Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC. It seems Alex can’t catch a break. When he led his team in 2011-12 to the NFC title game, and his fortunes seemed to be turning, in stepped young Colin Kaepernick and the pistol (packin’) offense. Here’s wishing good luck to Alex Smith — a terrific player and classy gentleman...

 

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