Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the ballpark. It’s not.
The frightening prospect of watching another Tim Lincecum pounding sends you scurrying for safety. Out of harm’s way. To a place where watching the two-time Cy Young winner as the most dominating pitcher in baseball is not a mirage.
That place is 2008 and 2009. So unless you can navigate the time continuum and party like it’s 2009, the ballpark is going to be a very scary place for you.
Watching Lincecum pitch is like playing Russian roulette. Except generally you always want to blow your brains out when it’s over...