2012 DA14 fools world’s scientists

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Once again, our scientists were fooled, just as they have been misled by the crazy notion of climate change. Last Friday, a space ship, misidentified as an asteroid called 2012 DA14, passed within our satellite belt. The mission of the craft was to reconnoiter the surface of the earth for signs of intelligent life. I don’t know if any were found.

The Voices tell me that the ship was named Centsoff, and it was actually a drone sent from the mother ship. The entire mission started about 40 years ago in earth time (or a week ago Monday in its own temporal domain) when a well-known local former hippie expanded his consciousness enough to make contact with the residents of the planet Coupon. Neither the ex-hippie’s name nor that of the planetary commander can be revealed because of restrictions made by the Intergalactic Security Administration.

However, I can report that the residents of this “nearby” planet are known as “Discounts.” Their planet is identified as a “cool” orb because it revolves around a sun that is merely warm compared to ours. Nevertheless, enough heat is generated to produce a climate that is favorable to rapid reproduction.

Consequently, the Coupons have become so numerous that they are searching for new lands to occupy. A giant migration is already in the planning stages. And, they are not alone. “Rebates,” who live on the planet Carbuy, are trying to beat the Discounts to new territory. Unfortunately, their drone got too close to earth and exploded over Russia...

 

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